I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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