It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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