I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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