Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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