I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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