I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize
