the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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