It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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