ya dads aren't the best wingmen
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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