You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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