Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
