normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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