lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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