That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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