i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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