It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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