i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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