BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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