are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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