Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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