How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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