Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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