So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
the raccoons are back...
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