Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
3pm strippers are depressing
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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