Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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