I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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