i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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