The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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