Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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