So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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