break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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