every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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