What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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