Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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