your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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