I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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