I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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