Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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