Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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