you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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