I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You dont lie about slip and slides
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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