no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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