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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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