All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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