1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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