I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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