i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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