This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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