i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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