4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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